Yes the peoples, don’t startle your mind, this blog is about the human species which make engliss “a phunny language”!! 😀 Of late, I have seen many people taking this foreign repository to unimaginable heights. This blog post is dedicated to some of the most introspective and (Un)conceptual English blue poppers 😀
Read On!!
P.S: This blog is NOT a work of fiction, and is just for some good clean fun! No Offence Intended 🙂
Now that I am done with the “Statuary Warning” lets “HIC IT” 🙂
With some of my professional excursions, I have come across a variety of mind squandering formal way of communication that justifies your absence from “Office Swe(a)t Office” 😉 Yup that’s right, I am talking about leave applications 🙂
Here are some
- “Since I have to go to my town to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.” – Really!
- Another gem! Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding: “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave.” – oops!!
- “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.” – Look how responsible you are 😀
- Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave” – May the soul rest in piece 😀
- “I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.” – PM calling!!
- Covering note: “Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…” – a dirty referral! 😛
- “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave” – No Bigamy allowed sir! 🙂
Guess those were not enough! 😛 Here’s a candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both (Insert a thunderclap here) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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SMOKIN!! 😀 😉
A friend of mine who’s been taking some interviews of late, helped me compile these tongue babbling “masterpieces”
- “I am 2 design 2 option for you and i am wait good reply to your side”
- “I have 1 year of experience in out bound proses.”
- “The design is with some circle design to to as logo is also little round” – what goes in comes a-round 😉
- “I am very punctual in making time “ – Contact soon for the time machine!
- “It was the talli sells marketing – Hic Hic!! 😛
- “To link my self with a reputed intuition for being dependable candidate of it for my future and to prove my efficiency…” – Friend you’ve done that!
Some more…
- “It was an unexpected surprise when a pair of baby twins was born at 12 midnight”!! – a twin surprise indeed!
- If you give me a chance, I can put my best effort to your entire organization. I hope you have a very favorably reply. – I can bet on that 😀
- Joining after interview : soon as soon possible!! – WOW!! 🙂
- Pls Revert Me as soon as Possible and Sorry for that mail the late project because We Have Some Critical problems. – Very Critical indeed 😀
- So we wants to knowledge of rate of products, we are requested to please you send us details
These bungled gaffes are irrespective of your country, age, gender, and Blah Blah! With a common interface of “the urge to innovate and astonish” 😉
For the closing I would rather say that “All’s well that ends in a well” 😛 😀
Keep Smiling!! 🙂
